Here’s a crazy vegan cocktail that’ll clean out your system for a quick story-telling.
Step 1: Juice a beet. Or go to your local juice bar and tell ’em you want a cup of pure beet juice, please and thank you.
Now, your beetini is one part beet juice to two parts vodka.
Add a little horseradish, bitters, and caraway seeds.
Serve with a salted rim.
And, of course, hold the vodka if you don’t go in for that kind of thing.